She Can't Be Mine

Studies have shown that while usually children exhibit triats from both of their parents, they usually have a tendency to exhibit more of one than the other by the time they reach adulthood.

I know this. She can't be mine.

Yeah yeah yeah. I know what you're thinking. She IS me. I mean...we wear the same shoes, she has the same wierdo sense of humor as me, and we are so much alike we make the fight between the North and South during the Civil War look like a kid playing with his GI Joe toys.

But this...this proves we weren't cut from the same cloth.







Trust me. I can't even draw a stick figure and make it look halfway decent. And don't EVEN ask me to draw a person or animal.

They look like a horrible attempt at cloning...

Good job, Baby Girl. I'm glad you weren't cut from all my cloth!